It's 1983, 31st of December, and the clocks have just struck 13.

Not being content with all the other databases that they want to build, all the other forms of intrusion on our lives, it seems that the government now wants to make it illegal for anyone to own an un-registered mobile phone. Gee, thanks guys, you've really got your priorities right. As ever, a much better rant about this particular piece of idiocy can be found over at The Devil's Kitchen. (NSFW language, and all the better for it.) The sooner we get rid of this bunch of totalitarian dick-wads the better as far as I am concerned. Even the Conservatives must be a better short term solution that this collection of awful, utter, utter, utter, c***s.

Hello World.

This is just a tiny little blog where I intend to post things that have either made me laugh, made me go 'Huh, WTF?', or generally annoy me. Just pop in now and again, and I might have something interesting to show you. Or possibly not. It'll just depend on how I'm feeling. Now, sod off, and don't come back until I've got something to show you. Something like this for example.
From Britains brightest on-line tabloid, The Daily Mash.

WITH unemployment expected to reach three million by the end of next year,
economists were last night warning of Billy Bragg.

The dire financial climate means there is now a greater chance of the communist singer-songwriter than at any time since 1987.

Superb.